Ladies we have seen enough of the “Big Butt”, bring something else to the table. Umelo Cj.

Imo based Socialite, Politician and Businessman by name Umejo Chijioke(Governor) took to his Facebook page this morning to address ladies, urging them to bring something to the table than the physical appearance.

Below is what he have to say;

“So sisters… Ndioma Jesus.

What exactly are you bringing to the table this year? Yes! It’s 2020.

A big booty? I love that shit!

Perfectly sculpted brows?

A shape to die for?

A full head of Brazilian hair? 32inches long or more.

A penchant for the latest songs and dance steps? I hear it’s Tesumole now!

A group of empty and vacuous brained friends?

An Instagram account with thousands of fake followers and plenty filtered images of yourself either showing your tongue or your app-modified backside?

What exactly is he going to find when he knocks on your head? Sorry door?

All the episodes of Zee World, Telemundo, Tinsel and Africa Magic all recorded in perfect sequence? Empire nko? Every soundtrack, every character dissected to a tee?

Do you know anything about the New World Order? Neo-colonialism? Your own home politics? What’s happening in Ghana, Gambia, Gabon? Did you even know who your Deputy Governor is? Do you even know something about anything remotely connected to intelligent discourse?

When last did you read a book? No not Hints. Not Genevieve. Not Arise. A book. You know that sort that has printed pages in between covers and no pictures, just words? Oh they give you a headache? Odimma!

What exactly will bring a man your way and keep him? Do you have a source of income? A skill? Financial intelligence or you are a walking ATM seeker? Do you always ask ask ask and not work work work?

Do you know how to cook? Yes cook. Cook for yourself at least not because you want to keep a man but because you ought to take better care of what you feed your body? Do you know the way to the kitchen or are you a Mr Biggs, Dominoes Pizza or Crunchies shareholder. Never mind the bigger swankier restaurants.

Tell me what exactly are you bringing to the table?

This is 2020…Entitlements died on December 26th and were buried on December 31st 2019. Wise up.

This is 2020…The year of the strong woman. Say it. Mean it. Believe it. Be it!

Disclaimer: This message is not for all of you. Some women are the real MVP. God bless every industrious woman out there. Amen.

Happy new year! Again! 🎆🎊🎈

My name is Umelo Chijioke.

Pls Share, don’t copy and paste.

What do you have to say about his plight?

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